Once there was a hamster - It was a real monster - It used to eat the pencils Of very famous gansters. Wherever did they put the ones, The clever animal would find.. They even put the hidden cams To mouse out what was up. But our animal was wise, Much wiser than they had expexted As it was as those little mice That always keep away from trapping. So it did gnaw all the cables So that nothing could be seen. This is the fable of the fables Though there's very little mean.